prettynaturally:

yung-obama:

"nicki minaj had so much face surgery"

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Thank you 🌞

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cartel:

wtvrmom:

whats obama’s last name

 

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drummirirwin:

sexycliffconda:

Remember that time Ashton was surprised by Cal while taking a wee 

remember that time ashton was smiling at his own penis while peeing

drummirirwin:

sexycliffconda:

Remember that time Ashton was surprised by Cal while taking a wee 

remember that time ashton was smiling at his own penis while peeing

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NIALL! ! !

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lukesinthecrowdofmyshow:

Luke’s dad. That is all.

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all american family dinner

mom: hello son you need to put out the fancy dinner plates. i ordered some Chinese food and we will serve it on the plates so we can pretend i cooked
son: of course mom, can u pass me the apple juice
mom: of course son. be careful it is very spicy
son: *sips juice* OH SUGAR U WERE RIGHT MOM THIS APPLE JUICE IS MUCH TOO SPICY
dad: ha ha ha. wash it down with hot dogs, and all american tradition.
son: thanks dad. hey, wanna play baseball with me after dinner?
dad: we can't tonight, son. tonight is the night we are having our annual family photograph taken
mom: i picked out matching sweaters for all of us including the dog.
son: we will look great! we should use the photograph as a christmas card! merry christmas from the bakers!
dad: great idea, son. don't forget about our fishing trip this weekend
son: golly dad, how could i forget that important american family tradition

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my favorite line of all time

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mhyin-mahar:

So I was watching A Scooby-Doo! Halloween when…

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